If you look to the skies this month on the 21-22 you will see America in the skies. Even the far reaches of outer space love America and that is the shocking truth! Just take a gander with your own peeps. You will see a red planet known as Mars surrounded by millions of white stars, and all this will be accompanied by a Blue Moon! Thus is a true American spectacle in the night skyline. No telescope is needed to see this sight. You can see it with your own eyes in living color!
It is rumored that NASA had to pull some rather hefty strings to make all of this lineup. After pulling in some favors from friends that were in the galaxy moving moons and harvesting stars this Red, White, and Blue sight to see will be pulled off in just a few days. It is said that the shocking truth about NASA is they are very American. Even after years of collaborations with alien life. Some even go as far as speculating that Obama and Donald Trump two rival aliens from competing galaxies are behind making this all-American night sky possible.
I guess it is a good idea to take some time off from the weaponized weather for a bit while the landing parties make their landings in Canada under the cover of a massive wildfire. This night sky will be just the thing needed in America to bring back our patriotism.