An Apple a Day to Keep the FBI Away

You know what they say? An apple a day will keep you know who that’s right the doctor away. However in today’s fast-paced world of technological advancements and high spy gadgets one could say a different rhyme about Apple. An Apple a day can help keep the FBI away or at least at bay and it just may. Hear what I have to say, Apple’s briefing board recently hit the FBI with some cold hard facts.

It was as if the agent from Harold & Kumar Escape Guantanamo Bay has taken over and is leading the government’s case for the FBI against Apple. The FBI agent that claimed that iCloud account information had been turned off was, in fact, looking at the wrong screen. This highly intelligent over Adderall dosed individual does not even know how to use an iPhone. And with the vast amount of knowledge at their disposal apparently nobody else in the FBI understands how an iPhone works either.

The iCloud does not just get turned off and on by an individual. Apparently the FBI is unaware of this fact. Comments made about the government and Apple in court we’re very true and to the point. One of my favorites was by Edward Snowden. “Today I learned that #Apple has way better lawyers than the DOJ. So to the feds out there that like to Snoop on people and believe that they should have full access to do whatever they want when they want perhaps you should try hiring a little bit more educated lawyers or perhaps just stop being such Richards.

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