You’re not going to believe this s***! You know that you can pretty much buy any kind of crap online nowadays but did you know that you can actually buy crap online? Not crap such as trinkets, whatnots, and doohickeys along with many another things that you don’t need. I’m talking real certified poop. That’s right you can go online and visit many different retailers, such as EBay or Amazon, for example, to purchase cow poop patties or dung cakes as they are being called. These dung cakes are being sold between $1 & $7 per package.
The poop patties are made by mixing cow manure and hay then allowing the patties to dry open air in the sunshine. In India, this is not an uncommon practice as the cow is sacred to Hindus. These cow patties have been used for quite some time throughout villages in India as a source for heat and cooking, as well as in Hindu rituals. No these aren’t the kind of cow patties you need to grow hallucinogenic mushrooms however some vendors are claiming they make great fertilizer for indoor home gardens.
I’m not shitting you! You can actually buy shit online!
Whatever your purpose is for having to purchase poop online is none of anybody’s business other than your own. What you do with your cow dung cakes is completely up to you now that you know these are available go online and check them out. But before you do that be sure to share this story with all your friends. That way you can be the first to tell them about all the crap you can buy online!