Like to Masturbate? Well Don’t Vote for This Guy

So evidently Ted Cruz believes in following the Ten Commandments, is against abortion, supports guns but doesn’t believe that a human being should be able to sexually satisfy themselves. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, Ted Cruz, presidential hopeful, does not believe that people should have the right to masturbate. He was quoted as saying “There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.” during his time as Texas’s chief lawyer from 2003 to 2008.

When the hell did self-sexual satisfaction become a political matter? This is simply ridiculous. Evidently this was a belief that Ted developed later in life as an old college roommate has surfaced stating “Ted Cruz thinks people don’t have a right to “stimulate their genitals.” I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.”

Luckily according to statistics “Just seven years ago, global porn revenues were estimated at $20 billion, with $10 billion coming from US consumers.” so at least if this moron tries to put a ban on this action or the products associated with masturbation he will not get away with it without a fight. Obviously there are still a lot of people out there that enjoy watching porn and the majority of them are masturbating while they do it.

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