The People Who Live on Lake Horney Drive Aren’t so Horny

The shocking truth is sometimes it is all in the name. If you lived on Lake Horney in Florida you would know this. Lake Horney was named after Julius T Horney a land developer who helped bring Lakeland to life in the nineteen-twenties. The problem is apparently anyone who happens to live near on or around this Lake is the victim of jokes around the office water cooler or lunch truck.

A gentleman by the name Barry Zimmerman has petitioned the United States Board of geographic names and ask them to rename Lake Horney. Apparently when questioned around the neighborhood even one woman admitted she was embarrassed to tell anyone she lived on Lake Horney Drive.

She was so embarrassed in fact that she did a remodel of her house and had a front door added to a different side of the house giving her another street address. Apparently the people who live in Lake Horney aren’t so horny. Perhaps they might consider selling their property to a nudist colony that would love to live at Lake Horney and that’s the shocking truth!

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